Oh Dear -tut tut-

Yeah, I know. I am a bad person. =(

I haven't posted for days and days!
I knew you'd forget! you always forget!
I didn't forget as such, I just...
forgot?
yeah.. I mean no... I mean. Just shut up! You...voiceinmyhead! Who are you to boss me around!? In fact, who are you anyway?
no-one.
That's not an answer.
Yes it is.
Well, okay, it's an answer, but it isn't specific enough.
-sigh- Do you really want to know who I am?
Well, though the advantages of having a mysterious (and hopefully dashing) stranger voicing it's opinions from the dark recesses of my mind are very tempting - I would rather like to know, yes.
-dramatic sigh- well, to be technical I am an Anthropomorphic Personification-
You mean, like Death?
Well... sort of. Death... the name rings a bell... he's the tall chappie right? likes black?
Er.. Probably.
Anyway, Anthropomorphic Personification's are natural processes endowed with human form and personality.
Ri-ight.
More explanation required?
-nod nod-
I am the natural process of Thought. Not thought like that bubbly and somewhat annoying sphere of busyness that occaionally occupies your mind, not that rather cobwebbed area of Deep Thought-
Cobwebbed? are you saying I don't think deep thoughts?
You are too busy thinking about the little things to bother with Deep Thought.
[indignantly] Thank you very much!
Well it's true!
Deep thoughts are depressing!
not all of them
most of them then!
..well, one could say that some deep thoughts can be mildly depressing... well actually.. yes, most of them are depressing but-
Told you!
Just be quiet and let me finish the story.
-sigh- alright then.
Thank you.
I am not the voice of reason, that petty annoyance, he is always contraticting himslef that one. THis one time he-
-cough- are you gonna tell me who you are then?

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o.O that was wierd... and you'll have to wait to find out who the mysterious and dashing stranger voice was....